Practice Typing

I hope, sir, pleaded the abashed Mr. Cruncher, that a gentleman like yourself wot Ive had the honour of odd jobbing till Im grey at it, would think twice about harming of me, even if it wos so I dont say it is, but even if it wos. And which it is to be took into account that if it wos, it wouldnt, even then, be all o one side. Thered be two sides to it.